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Hope you're not going to be
drinking on this uni trip?

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(STOPS ENGINE)

3
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You ready?

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Yeah.

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-Got everything?
-Yes, I already said that.

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OK, OK.

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All right, well,

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have fun then. Be good.

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Yep. Yeah.

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What is the matter with you?

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I know, Mum,

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about the man from Bingo.

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-What do you mean?
-Don't.

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I saw you last week
at the car park.

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I need to go.

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What, you've known for a week
you've not said anything, Beth?

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Look, I was gonna tell you.
I just...

18
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No, you need to end it.

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I think you'd like him.

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If Dad finds out...

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What are you doing? I...

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I... (EXCLAIMS) I can't.

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(GRIM MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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-Hey, boys!
-(CHUCKLES)

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Are you trying to
stuff my neck, lady?

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-Show her.
-Right, none.

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-How sick is that?
-Hey, Lyd.

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Who did that, a Dracula?

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-A lady never fails.
-It's huge.

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-Right, you ain't a lady.
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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Miss, I'm literally stood right
here. What's the whistle for?

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Follow me please, now.
Let's go, let's go.

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Don't laugh.
She always does this to me.

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MRS BLOCKER: Whoa! Ester Smygen.

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Get those hoops
out your lugholes now

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or I'll eat them, I promise you,

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I will swallow them whole.
Watch me.

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Ah, here she is.

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Snap, Crackle and Pop.

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Do you like that? I literally
just thought of that

42
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-as I saw you, so...
-Yeah.

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Right, now,
I need the pair of you

44
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to be my eyes and my ears
when we get to that uni.

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Anything fishy, yeah?

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Little birdies come
chirp-chirp to me, OK?

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Like what sort of thing?

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Oh, I don't know. Let me think.

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Booze, smokes, drugs,

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-aerosols, knives, pogs...
-Pogs? What are they?

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Heavy petting
and anything in between.

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And you're both in charge
of allocating rooms

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when we get there. Thank you.

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I'll leave you to it.

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Oi, Priest! (BLOWS WHISTLE)

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-Get out of the bin!
-Miss, I found your dildo.

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I know that looks like
your scuzzy bedroom

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but it's not. It's a bin.
Get out.

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Oh, my girls!

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Snap, Crackle and Pop,
what is she on?

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No, she's mad.

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Yeah. Make sure we give
ourselves rooms away from her.

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What have you been up to?

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Er, can I give you that?
I'll be back in a minute.

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What are you doing here?
Thought you weren't coming.

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I'm not. You know,
I think uni's for sheep.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I, erm...

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I came to give you this.

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Train me on my street cred.

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Street cred? Are you 90?

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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I thought you could listen, erm,

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if you got on the coach
right there.

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-Hey, flaps, hurry up!
-OK.

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I better go on. Come here.

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I'll let you know my thoughts,

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-my critique.
-(CHUCKLES) Of course you will.

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Ugh, why am I gonna miss you,

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you're such a fluffy dick?

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Is it cos hanging out with me

82
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has been the best week
of your life?

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-Dream on, babe.
-OK.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-Right. Bye.

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Get ready. My review's coming.

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If you don't like him,
you're dead to me.

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-Whatever.
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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All right, let's start
our future, shall we?

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Let's get going.
Hop on the coach.

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Quickly as you can.

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(LAUGHS)

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Right, come on.

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Bums on seats.
Seatbelts on, please.

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And just a reminder.

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No chewing gum, no hot liquids.

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Yeah, on that, let me
be crystal clear, all right?

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You pop out a little coffee

98
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and you scold the person
next to you,

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you'll be the ones getting
sued, all right? Not us.

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-There's no great
cuppa tea, y'all.
-Banned!

101
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What about a cuppa soup?

102
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Just eat the dry powder, Bethan.

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I don't actually care.

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All right. Now,
when we get there,

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remember this, all right?

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You're representing this school,

107
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so please try
and act house-trained.

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(HOWLS)

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And if you can behave
yourselves, if,

110
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me and Mrs Blocker might
show you a party trick later.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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BOY: Knock each other out.

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(YELLS)

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(INDISTINCT)

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Ring ring, ring ring. Who's that?
Who's on the phone?

116
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(CACKLES) Is that your Mum?
What's she saying?

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LYDIA: I'm literally going to
get my stomach pumped.

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I'm gonna puke over everyone.

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LYDIA: I've got a bottle
of vodka in my bag.

120
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Oh, amazing.
I've got some rum in my flask.

121
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I've got a little bottle
of lemoncello up my anus.

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(WHOOPING)

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God, do you lot ever shut up?

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-What you got?
-What you got?

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-Leave me alone.
-Come on.

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-Babes.
-Bye, Beth.

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All right, you're not
getting any then.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

129
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All right.

130
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Who farted?

131
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(OH NO BY BIIG PIIG PLAYING)

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♪♪ Oh, no, I did it again

133
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♪♪ I let my mind leak out

134
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♪♪ Into all my friends
And now I'm lonely

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♪♪ Sitting and sink in the blue

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-♪♪ Oh, no, I did it again
-Beth?

137
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-♪♪ I let myself inside... ♪♪
-Beth?

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-What?
-Can you hear me? (CHUCKLES)

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-Oh, sorry.
-I thought we could go through

140
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the room allocation stuff now.

141
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Er, yeah. All right, yeah.

142
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You OK?

143
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We haven't spoken
properly for ages.

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-Yeah, I'm good. Yeah...
-(WHIRRING)

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Doing myself a little frothy
coffee here, J.

146
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Would you like one?

147
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Oh, yeah. Lovely. Go on.

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Miss, I thought you said
no hot liquid.

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Mind your business.

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Here you go.
Space for your cappuccino.

151
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Look at that. Thank you.

152
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Right, welcome.

153
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MRS BLOCKER: All right. Come on,
shake a tail feather, please.

154
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All right, guys, eyes over here.

155
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Smell that?

156
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That, my friends,

157
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is the scent
of your impending freedom.

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Sniff it up. Let's go.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪♪ I guess I'm messy

161
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♪♪ I'm messy, I'm messy
I'm almost top

162
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♪♪ I'm messy, I'm messy
I'm almost top

163
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♪♪ I'm messy, I'm messy
I'm almost top

164
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♪♪ I'm messy as a boy... ♪♪

165
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Once an hour I think
about Lozza Chapman

166
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asking if Cam's a virgin.

167
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I wake up at night
thinking about it.

168
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You're a virgin, aren't you?

169
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-As if I'd tell you either way.
-Why do you care so much?

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Well, you can't go
to university as a virgin,

171
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shaming like,
"I'm ashamed to know you."

172
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Oh, someone please
have sex with Travis!

173
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-Oh, shut up! No!
-Please!

174
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You goat!

175
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Guys, what are we talking about?

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Nothing.

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Get a grip. He's gay.

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Oh!

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Gosh, that's... Well done.

180
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I'll be back.

181
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What are you doing?

182
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Nothing, just...

183
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Why don't you come and dance?

184
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-I'll be... I'll be there now.
-Oh, Beth.

185
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-Put your phone away. Come on.
-No, I'm ser...

186
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We'll get back with some fun.
(CHUCKLES)

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MRS BLOCKER: OK. OK, OK.

188
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Yeah, yeah. Allow us, please.

189
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Remember I said
if you behaved yourselves,

190
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you could see our party trick.

191
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(WHOOPING)

192
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Now, listen, is there
anybody here, by chance,

193
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into their early
naughties garage?

194
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Anyone?

195
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Yes. Lozza Chapman,
girl after my own heart.

196
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Well, hold on
to your hats, everyone,

197
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because after this,
you will be, so...

198
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-BOY: Sorry, what?
-Hit it.

199
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(ALL CHEERING)

200
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,920
♪♪ Step in'a the club
and them come a turn

201
00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,440
♪♪ And them a watch me

202
00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:12,961
♪♪ Step on to the floor man

203
00:09:13,061 --> 00:09:15,121
♪♪ Then a come a watch me
and a clock me

204
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,882
♪♪ Bass come like a trigger
and the DJ come and shot me

205
00:09:18,983 --> 00:09:20,203
♪♪ Riddim take control

206
00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:22,603
♪♪ And nothing can stop me
vibes them got me

207
00:09:22,704 --> 00:09:24,694
♪♪ Because take a glass
of water now

208
00:09:24,785 --> 00:09:26,525
♪♪ Dance is getting hotter now

209
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:30,445
♪♪ Drowning in the heat
and I don't wanna leave

210
00:09:30,546 --> 00:09:32,086
♪♪ Rude girl you know
we look hot

211
00:09:32,187 --> 00:09:34,087
♪♪ From we tick the time
we drip drop

212
00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,967
♪♪ Tick it and a tock
and a dip it and a drop it

213
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:38,048
♪♪ And a rock it
my selector don't stop it

214
00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:40,488
♪♪ I keep on moving
with the lights on

215
00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:41,969
♪♪ With the lights on

216
00:09:42,069 --> 00:09:45,329
♪♪ So come and play me
just one more song

217
00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:47,370
♪♪ I keep on moving
with the lights

218
00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:50,031
♪♪ I keep on moving
with the lights on

219
00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,572
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

220
00:09:52,672 --> 00:09:54,732
bloody... (INDISTINCT)

221
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,413
Keep on moving
with the lights on, Miss.

222
00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,334
Yeah, I will!
Watch me wind, yeah?

223
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(CHEERING)

224
00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:01,024
You think you know me?

225
00:10:01,115 --> 00:10:02,375
You don't know me, Estas Meghan.

226
00:10:02,475 --> 00:10:03,855
You actually don't know me.

227
00:10:03,956 --> 00:10:05,496
None of you do, so...

228
00:10:05,596 --> 00:10:08,076
-(ALL CHEERING)
-We love you!

229
00:10:09,157 --> 00:10:10,777
MRS BLOCKER:
Come on, stop dawdling.

230
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,778
Move, bed, the lot of you.

231
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,818
Yeah, your own beds, thank you.

232
00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:16,699
Everyone, back to mine!

233
00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:19,739
At least that is still
in the corner, yeah? Nice.

234
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,840
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

235
00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:35,574
Do you know any funny jokes?

236
00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:38,565
No.

237
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:41,946
Whoo!

238
00:10:42,046 --> 00:10:43,586
Come on, pussies! Drink up.

239
00:10:43,687 --> 00:10:45,147
Oh, my God, no.

240
00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,347
Oh, God.

241
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:48,388
-What the fuck is that?
-Cheers, cheers!

242
00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:51,348
I didn't mean you cunt, chops!

243
00:10:51,449 --> 00:10:52,949
-You good?
-TRAVIS: OK, ready?

244
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,050
LYDIA: Drink up. Ready?

245
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,390
Fuckin hell that's rank.
What is that?

246
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,711
Oh! Is that mouthwash?

247
00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:00,151
Don't give it to me.
I don't want it.

248
00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:02,352
Beth, Beth. Beth. Who's this?

249
00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:04,352
-What?
-Two fat, ladies,

250
00:11:04,453 --> 00:11:05,873
Eighty eight!

251
00:11:05,973 --> 00:11:07,633
Lyd, your breath, man. Get away.

252
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:08,954
I...

253
00:11:09,054 --> 00:11:11,564
One little duckie, Number 9!

254
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,035
OK, OK, all right.
Can I get another shot, please?

255
00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:15,876
-Yes, Trav!
-Thank you.

256
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,456
-Get in there!
-Okie dokey, oh, my goodness.

257
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:24,878
-Fuck off.
-The love bite.

258
00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:26,979
Get it down, babes.

259
00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:31,960
It's comfy.

260
00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:33,481
Can you imagine
if they had a baby?

261
00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:35,601
Oh, my God.
It'd be fucking feral.

262
00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:37,822
-We'd have to take it
straight to Boston.
-Yeah.

263
00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,283
-But, dear...
-Oh, my God.

264
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:42,803
Hey, you know, erm,

265
00:11:42,904 --> 00:11:45,184
I don't care where
your mother works.

266
00:11:47,785 --> 00:11:49,325
Yeah.

267
00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:51,426
I know, she, erm...

268
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:54,406
Yeah, she... She does
actually work in HR, though.

269
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,967
She's just working part-time
with Bingo

270
00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:59,208
cos she's saving for a new car.

271
00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:00,688
-I see.
-Mmm.

272
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:03,009
Do you reckon
she'll let you drive it?

273
00:12:03,109 --> 00:12:05,089
-Yes, she said she will. Yeah.
I think so.
-Cool.

274
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,090
Why are you two being boring for?

275
00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:08,771
-Sorry, just talking.
-Move, move.

276
00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:10,871
-OK. Watch out.
-Oh, all right. Sorry.

277
00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:15,012
(GRUNTS) Ooh.

278
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,053
I think I'm gonna go to bed
in a minute, to be honest.

279
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,333
No, you're not. We should
play some drinking games.

280
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:22,944
Everyone, let's do
some drinking games.

281
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,215
Shut up, Poppy.

282
00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:26,055
-No one likes you.
-You ugly bitch.

283
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:27,696
-Fuck is that one for?
-Yeah.

284
00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:29,936
Their love language
is being mean.

285
00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:31,097
Mmm.

286
00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:33,697
She must really love me, then.

287
00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:35,798
-Yeah, she really doesn't.
-(SCOFFS)

288
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,199
So, come on, Trav,
what's your story?

289
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,141
I know Beth's obsessed with you.

290
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,541
Oh! Are you obsessed
with me, Beth?

291
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,142
-As if.
-(CHUCKLES)

292
00:12:48,242 --> 00:12:50,282
I'll tell you his story.

293
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,023
He is...

294
00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:54,464
He's really clever.

295
00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,554
-And he's smart.
-Mmm-hm.

296
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,645
And he's always got a nice perm.

297
00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:03,226
And he always laughs
at my jokes, don't you, babe?

298
00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:04,987
How is that a compliment for me?

299
00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:06,707
That's a compliment to you.

300
00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:07,988
Er, yeah, yeah.

301
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,228
and he's really interested
in how interesting I am.

302
00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:12,469
-Oh, no, no, no, you're talking.
-Oi, Poppy,

303
00:13:12,569 --> 00:13:13,909
Wait a minute, get off.

304
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,270
-Poppy.
-Liz? Really? Liz?

305
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,470
-What are you doing?
-Poppy. Hand.

306
00:13:18,571 --> 00:13:20,791
Hand bend. Come here,
I need to talk to you.

307
00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:22,891
-I'll bet nothing.
-Yeah, sure.

308
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,232
Well, right.

309
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,993
Woman to woman,

310
00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:29,033
Stop chucking yourself
about flights

311
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:30,514
embarrassing me.

312
00:13:30,614 --> 00:13:32,364
-Lyd, stop.
-She doesn't fancy you.

313
00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:33,455
Why the fuck
are you friends with her?

314
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:34,515
Why are you still
talking to her?

315
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:36,235
-She hates you.
-No, she doesn't.

316
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:37,716
Yes, she really does.

317
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,596
-And how would you know?
-OK, now, come on.

318
00:13:39,697 --> 00:13:41,717
Let's just have a little drink
and settle down, is it?

319
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:43,597
-No, seriously.
-Cos she's my best friend

320
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,198
and I know everything about her.

321
00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:47,298
You really don't, babe.

322
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,400
Right, ladies. Look,
I know I'm amazing,

323
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,680
but there's enough of me
to go around.

324
00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:54,561
Yes, I really do.

325
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,241
OK.

326
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,702
-If that's what you think.
-Fuck is that supposed to mean?

327
00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:01,943
Beth?

328
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,143
-(GASPS)
-Beth!

329
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,905
What, me and Poppy just kissed.
It's not a big deal.

330
00:14:11,826 --> 00:14:13,166
(CACKLES)

331
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,966
I fucking knew it!

332
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,547
(LAUGHS)
Fish breath.

333
00:14:19,788 --> 00:14:21,008
Thanks.

334
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,109
(INDISTINCT)

335
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,390
Just shut your mouth for once,
all right? Grow up.

336
00:14:33,032 --> 00:14:35,032
Fuck.

337
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,833
(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING)

338
00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:48,156
(RINGING)

339
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:51,137
-CAM: Hello?
-Hi.

340
00:14:51,237 --> 00:14:53,897
Erm, this is the University
of Costa, Wales.

341
00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:55,338
We're just calling
to let you know that

342
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,438
we've had to pump
your friend's stomach.

343
00:14:58,159 --> 00:14:59,539
Oh, my friend?

344
00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:00,979
(CLICKS TONGUE) Sorry.
I think you might have got

345
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,780
the wrong number, mate.

346
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,780
So, what's happening, bruh?

347
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,681
Just sort of planning to kill ya
after you slagged my music off.

348
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:09,982
Look, all you need
to know about me

349
00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,082
is I will say anything
for a laugh, OK?

350
00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:14,843
(INAUDIBLE)

351
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,227
I don't feel tired.

352
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,788
Should I tell you
a bedtime story?

353
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,589
-What story?
-Don't know.

354
00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:36,229
Erm, right, OK.

355
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,830
Say a random word
and I'll make it up.

356
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,710
Erm, OK.

357
00:15:39,811 --> 00:15:41,671
Butt plug.

358
00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:42,951
(SMACKS LIPS)

359
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:44,152
OK.

360
00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,152
Erm, right.

361
00:15:46,253 --> 00:15:48,273
Once upon a time,

362
00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:51,433
there was a little butt plug
called Gareth.

363
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,924
-He's...
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)

364
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:55,015
Right, sorry, one sec.
I'll call you back now.

365
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:02,157
-What?
-She wanted to see you.

366
00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:04,257
Beth.

367
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,558
Right, that's me, then.

368
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:08,358
No, Lotus,
you can stay here, please.

369
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:11,039
No, no. I've had
a tit full. Poppy.

370
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,920
Poppy, take your...
Take your shoe.

371
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,000
-Poppy...
-Just...

372
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:16,101
Just give here then,
just come in.

373
00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:20,422
Fuck.

374
00:16:35,987 --> 00:16:37,987
BETHAN:
I used to dream of this.

375
00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:41,008
I think I'm a bit drunk.

376
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:43,108
Yeah.

377
00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:46,129
Really sorry about earlier.

378
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,230
It's OK.

379
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,890
But be fair.

380
00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:53,531
I haven't told anyone
and I ain't secretive.

381
00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:55,632
Yeah, well, thank you.

382
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,753
Oh, I miss hanging out
with you, Beth.

383
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:03,784
Yeah.

384
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,875
You're too busy with Cam
these days.

385
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:10,076
You and her like a thing?

386
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,117
I don't know.

387
00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:19,379
I know things got weird.

388
00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:21,479
You thought they got weird.

389
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:27,481
Do you like her
more than you like me?

390
00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:29,422
I don't know.

391
00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:31,522
It's early days.

392
00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:40,145
Oh my god, Pop...

393
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:41,585
Have you been sick?

394
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,585
-(SIGHS)
-You OK?

395
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,026
-(RETCHES)
-Go to the toilet.

396
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:46,786
Ow!

397
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:49,567
(VOMITS)

398
00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:54,128
(PANTS)

399
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:56,149
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

400
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,630
Mornin'. Rise and shine.

401
00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:59,870
Sorry, was I being
a bit loud then? Was I...

402
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,511
Know what I smell? Regret.

403
00:18:01,611 --> 00:18:03,671
-And alcohol, actually,
-Oh, pups.

404
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:04,992
Especially from you.
I can smell you.

405
00:18:05,092 --> 00:18:06,632
You were a guy giving Beth
last night, didn't you?

406
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:09,353
Did you neck her?
Did you slap clams, like...

407
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,353
-Get off me.
-As if. In my dreams.

408
00:18:11,454 --> 00:18:12,994
She slept on my floor,
so get lost.

409
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:15,444
Oh, got it, Beth.
Your growler must be howling.

410
00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:17,955
MRS BLOCKER: Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, potty mouth. Enough.

411
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,396
Honestly, you all stink.

412
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,156
Apart from you, Peter.
Minty fresh.

413
00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:23,257
Vidal Sassoon. Nice.

414
00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:27,338
-Hi.
-(KEYS JINGLING)

415
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:32,720
Hiya.

416
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,960
Could have come and got ya.

417
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,840
It's fine. I walked.

418
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:37,681
How was it?
Did you have a good time?

419
00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:39,601
-Yeah, it's good. Yeah.
-You look tired.

420
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,702
I'm fine.

421
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,704
-(SNIFFS)
-Dad's downstairs.

422
00:18:49,225 --> 00:18:50,965
We could go and get a curry
or Chinese, if you want.

423
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:53,085
No, I'm going to meet
a friend in a bit, so...

424
00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:55,186
I'll just go jump in the shower.

425
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,688
See you later.

426
00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,789
Thanks for the hotel, dear.

427
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,850
Oi.

428
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,130
-Get in.
-What are you doing?

429
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,230
Get in. Get in the car.

430
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:13,811
Dale.

431
00:19:13,912 --> 00:19:16,052
We're just nipping out
to get some food.

432
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,212
DALE: OK.

433
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:19,293
-Get in the car.
-Mum, what are you doing?

434
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,093
Stop asking me questions.

435
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,194
(CAR UNLOCKS)

436
00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:30,156
(MAN SPEAKING ON TV)

437
00:19:37,638 --> 00:19:39,818
You don't have to stay long.

438
00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:41,019
I just want you to meet him.

439
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,299
Well, I'm supposed
to be somewhere.

440
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,380
It's not all about you.

441
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,480
Beth, for me, please,

442
00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:52,802
Will you look at me?

443
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:56,243
Beth, will you
look at me, please?

444
00:19:59,244 --> 00:20:01,454
What's the matter?
Why won't you talk to me?

445
00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:05,846
Dad's gonna kill you.

446
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,607
You do know that, don't you?

447
00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:15,428
Then what am I gonna do?
On my own?

448
00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:17,589
Oh, love.

449
00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,730
I know, I know.

450
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:23,451
You don't need to worry.

451
00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:26,532
I'm gonna get us both out.

452
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:34,734
-OK.
-OK.

453
00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:36,795
(EXHALES)

454
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:39,035
(SNIFFLES)

455
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,676
OK.

456
00:20:40,776 --> 00:20:42,776
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

457
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:58,120
Stop it.

458
00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:00,601
-Hello, you alright?
-Hiya.

459
00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:02,202
Sorry, we... We can't stay long.

460
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,762
Uh, no bother.

461
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,703
Brace yourself. I got someone in
here who's buzzing to meet you.

462
00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:17,026
She's here at last, Fi.

463
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,667
-Hiya.
-Ffion.

464
00:21:22,188 --> 00:21:23,488
This is my girl.

465
00:21:23,588 --> 00:21:25,688
-This is Bethan.
-Hi.

466
00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:27,789
Why don't you fetch her
the present?

467
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:31,150
-Sit down.
-OK.

468
00:21:32,311 --> 00:21:33,811
Just something little.

469
00:21:33,911 --> 00:21:35,691
Your mother said
you liked writing.

470
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,252
(GASPS) Thank you.

471
00:21:37,352 --> 00:21:38,772
-Wow.
-(CHUCKLES)

472
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,473
-Cat mad this one, isn't you?
-(CHUCKLES)

473
00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:44,774
You look nice today.

474
00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:46,884
Oh. With my old T-shirt on?

475
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:49,495
-Right, who's for tea?
-KATRINA: Yeah.

476
00:21:49,596 --> 00:21:51,596
-Yeah.
-KATRINA: I'll help ya.

477
00:21:55,117 --> 00:21:57,177
This is lush. I love this.

478
00:21:57,278 --> 00:21:59,738
I know. It's gorgeous.

479
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,859
Do you wanna see something?

480
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,959
Yeah, OK. Yeah.

481
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,640
Oh, wow.

482
00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:09,701
Is that...
Is that a bowling ball?

483
00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:10,861
Yeah.

484
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,742
My dad got me this
on my birthday.

485
00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:16,823
-Do you think it's cool?
-Oh, it's really cool.

486
00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:19,503
Do you have brothers or sisters?

487
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,614
-No.
-Me neither.

488
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,545
-You a cocoa girl, Beth?
-Yeah, yeah.

489
00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:26,026
All right. Eh,

490
00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:28,586
you got to show her the back
of your snazzy jacket now.

491
00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:30,907
Wait for it.

492
00:22:31,007 --> 00:22:32,947
-Ta-da!
-Oh!

493
00:22:33,048 --> 00:22:35,228
Wow! That's amazing.

494
00:22:35,329 --> 00:22:37,329
That's lush. Give a high five.

495
00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,930
Oh.

496
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,132
We're back. Grubs up.

497
00:22:51,853 --> 00:22:53,853
Why you all took so long?

498
00:22:54,614 --> 00:22:56,244
I left my, erm,
my purse somewhere.

499
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,335
until someone called me
to come and get it.

500
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,396
That was lucky.

501
00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:04,496
Yeah, it was.

502
00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:08,377
That's mine.

503
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:20,561
Hey.

504
00:23:20,661 --> 00:23:21,801
Oh, hey.

505
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,602
Sorry about yesterday.

506
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:24,682
No worries.

507
00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:26,783
Your loss.

508
00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:32,534
Cool.

509
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,625
-Shall we...
-Yeah.

510
00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,948
So who was knocking on your door
in the middle of the night?

511
00:23:47,429 --> 00:23:49,169
Yeah, that's
a funny story there.

512
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,450
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

513
00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:54,090
Did I ever tell you that
me and Poppy had like...

514
00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:56,191
Like a thing?

515
00:23:56,832 --> 00:23:58,772
You know full well
you haven't told me.

516
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,872
Yeah, well, we did, ages ago.

517
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,873
That was her.

518
00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:05,934
Amazing.

519
00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:07,664
Great.

520
00:24:07,755 --> 00:24:09,095
That's all I'm getting, is it?

521
00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:10,935
Yeah, what can I tell you?

522
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:12,736
I'm a bubbly gal.

523
00:24:12,836 --> 00:24:14,576
It's unbelievable.

524
00:24:14,677 --> 00:24:17,017
Now, basically, she, erm...

525
00:24:17,117 --> 00:24:19,117
I mean, she's just jealous.

526
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:20,578
She just bust in into my room

527
00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:22,098
to help her pass out
next to the toilet.

528
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,199
-Lovely.
-Yeah.

529
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,560
What she's jealous of?

530
00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:31,321
No idea.

531
00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:37,863
You're right, by the way.
Uni is crap.

532
00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:40,103
Don't even think
I want to go now.

533
00:24:40,204 --> 00:24:41,344
Then don't.

534
00:24:41,444 --> 00:24:43,974
750 grand on fast cars
and fast women instead.

535
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:46,305
Maybe I'll come to Marseilles.

536
00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:48,306
Yeah, all right.

537
00:24:48,406 --> 00:24:49,666
You can come in my suitcase.

538
00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:51,767
Ta.

539
00:24:52,087 --> 00:24:54,167
-(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
-Hmm.

540
00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:57,669
I got to go.

541
00:24:57,769 --> 00:24:59,949
Oh, yeah, tell me about
this tutoring thing, then.

542
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,630
Just got to teach
this six-year-old boy

543
00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,910
how to say Lex, swimming
and ice cream in French.

544
00:25:05,011 --> 00:25:06,871
-Cool. Can you teach me?
-Yeah.

545
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,752
For a £12 an hour.

546
00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:09,952
Damn!

547
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,052
(BOTH LAUGH)

548
00:25:14,894 --> 00:25:18,384
So can I see you
again tonight, or...

549
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,135
-Yeah if it means that much to you.
-(SNORTING)

550
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:25,136
Joker, man.

551
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,300
So are we like, erm...

552
00:25:40,781 --> 00:25:42,781
Are we going out now, or...

553
00:25:44,102 --> 00:25:45,922
Erm...

554
00:25:46,023 --> 00:25:48,023
Yeah, all right.

555
00:25:57,386 --> 00:25:59,386
Nice stuff.

556
00:25:59,907 --> 00:26:01,907
Don't take the piss.

557
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,873
Hey!

558
00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:35,656
All right?

559
00:26:35,757 --> 00:26:37,757
-Where you been?
-Just with my friend.

560
00:26:39,358 --> 00:26:41,358
Oh, yeah?

561
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Better go.

562
00:26:50,441 --> 00:26:52,061
What do you think
of your mother?

563
00:26:52,161 --> 00:26:54,021
What d'you mean?

564
00:26:54,122 --> 00:26:56,722
In herself lately.
She seem all right?

565
00:26:57,363 --> 00:26:59,503
Yeah.

566
00:26:59,604 --> 00:27:01,604
She getting on OK at The Bingo?

567
00:27:02,564 --> 00:27:04,574
I think so, yeah.

568
00:27:08,246 --> 00:27:10,246
Come on in. (CLEARS THROAT)

569
00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:11,867
Want some grub?

570
00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,707
No, I can't.
I'm gonna meet a friend.

571
00:27:13,808 --> 00:27:15,268
I thought
you just saw your friend?

572
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:16,908
Yeah, a different one.

573
00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:18,948
-Quick Bake andamp; butty.
It'll be fast.
-No, I can't. I'm gonna be late.

574
00:27:19,049 --> 00:27:20,349
See you after.

575
00:27:20,449 --> 00:27:22,429
All right.

576
00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:24,530
Well...

577
00:27:30,252 --> 00:27:32,252
(TAPPING ON DOOR)

578
00:27:35,414 --> 00:27:37,074
Oh, this is a nice surprise.

579
00:27:37,174 --> 00:27:38,884
Hiya. Sorry, I just...

580
00:27:38,975 --> 00:27:40,555
I brought a little present
for Ffion

581
00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:41,755
to say thank you
for the notebook.

582
00:27:41,855 --> 00:27:43,875
Oh, bless you.
You didn't have to do that.

583
00:27:43,976 --> 00:27:45,976
-Come in and give it to her.
-OK.

584
00:27:49,658 --> 00:27:52,138
(BETHAN GASPS) Oh, I saw that.

585
00:27:52,699 --> 00:27:53,959
You little cheat.

586
00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:55,039
Oh, she's a crook.

587
00:27:55,139 --> 00:27:57,119
Don't trust the word
out of her mouth.

588
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,220
-Are all those yours there?
-Huh?

589
00:27:59,821 --> 00:28:01,521
Yeah, I'm a bookworm, I am.

590
00:28:01,621 --> 00:28:03,481
Take whatever you like
if you wanna read one.

591
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,882
Thank you.

592
00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:07,082
Now, can I coax you
to stay for lunch?

593
00:28:07,183 --> 00:28:09,883
Only thing is, Ffion gets
to choose on a Saturday.

594
00:28:09,983 --> 00:28:13,243
-Chicken and I get some
chocolate pancakes!
-(CHUCKLES)

595
00:28:13,344 --> 00:28:15,374
-Yeah lush, ta.
-OK.

596
00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:17,685
Right. Let's go again, Fi.

597
00:28:17,786 --> 00:28:19,966
No cheating.

598
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,406
Little Miss Cheat.

599
00:28:21,507 --> 00:28:24,247
-I've got my eye on you.
-OK.

600
00:28:24,348 --> 00:28:26,608
-OK.
-(GIGGLES)

601
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,888
Cheeky. Right.

602
00:28:28,989 --> 00:28:30,849
Ready?

603
00:28:30,949 --> 00:28:32,949
I saw that.

604
00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:35,710
(INAUDIBLE)

605
00:28:50,955 --> 00:28:52,955
(INAUDIBLE)